Jesus Christ walks into a motel. He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and he asks, "Could ya put me up for the night?"
I FOUND MY DREAM GIRL AND SHE'S A METAL HEAD LIKE MEEEEE
God D*** my forehead is huge
You know you're a fat f*** when you search "donuts near me" on google maps
Sometimes looking at your "stalkers" on here is kind of depressing because someone really attractive can just go on yiur profile and look at you and be like "ew no" and not wanna friend you lol
I get worried when I kiss people because I'm afraid that my big ass nose is gonna jab em in the eyeball or something
People who like to be called "daddy" while getting penetrated need to stop
God moving is so much fun lemme tell ya
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!
Gotta love being ignored! Lol