Status Updates by Behlugabob

Behlugabob

You know you're a fat f*** when you search "donuts near me" on google maps

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Sometimes looking at your "stalkers" on here is kind of depressing because someone really attractive can just go on yiur profile and look at you and be like "ew no" and not wanna friend you lol

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I get worried when I kiss people because I'm afraid that my big ass nose is gonna jab em in the eyeball or something

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People who like to be called "daddy" while getting penetrated need to stop

Behlugabob

God moving is so much fun lemme tell ya

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

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Gotta love being ignored! Lol

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I could give a f*** about your political views

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I feel like my life is kinda like Peter Parker's just minus the spider man.

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For halloween I'm going to be a black metal fan so basically myself