Status Updates by Behlugabob 

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Jesus Christ walks into a motel. He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and he asks, "Could ya put me up for the night?"

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I FOUND MY DREAM GIRL AND SHE'S A METAL HEAD LIKE MEEEEE

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God D*** my forehead is huge

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You know you're a fat f*** when you search "donuts near me" on google maps

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Sometimes looking at your "stalkers" on here is kind of depressing because someone really attractive can just go on yiur profile and look at you and be like "ew no" and not wanna friend you lol

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I get worried when I kiss people because I'm afraid that my big ass nose is gonna jab em in the eyeball or something

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People who like to be called "daddy" while getting penetrated need to stop

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God moving is so much fun lemme tell ya

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

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Gotta love being ignored! Lol