its been a year since ive been on here. its kind of boring. talk to me lets be friends?
My jeans are tighter then your girlfriends vagina.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.
If you ever feel unattractive, just remember you look like your ancestors,and hey they all got laid!
My mind is like a tunnel. The further you go into it, the darker it gets.
Misanthropy A generalized dislike, distrust, disgust, contempt, or hatred of the human species, human nature, or society.
Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it , the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come sit softly on your shoulder.
When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch."
Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
Some people come back to haunt you no matter how deep you bury them.