Status Updates by BaiserDeLaMort

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its been a year since ive been on here. its kind of boring. talk to me lets be friends?

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My jeans are tighter then your girlfriends vagina.

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Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.

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If you ever feel unattractive, just remember you look like your ancestors,and hey they all got laid!

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My mind is like a tunnel. The further you go into it, the darker it gets.

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Misanthropy A generalized dislike, distrust, disgust, contempt, or hatred of the human species, human nature, or society.

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Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it , the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come sit softly on your shoulder.

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When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch."

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Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.

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Some people come back to haunt you no matter how deep you bury them.