Status Updates by Awkward.Demon

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Im 13 and this f***ing 18 year old hit on me so thats how i know im attractive or hes just trying to get some tail

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PEOPLE MESSAGE ME IM BORED

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Dear future girlfriend, dont be my future girlfriend

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I will make sure i get along with your family, i will drench you in hugs,cuddles and kisses, i will make sure you do everything at fairs, carnivals, i will make sure you are never sad

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Dear future girlfriend, i will make sure you will only get the best things at hot topic, i shall make sure you are getting work/schoolwork done

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Sometimes i feel like uncertainy stinging clear

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Wow, no one has messaged me, sent me a friend request for 2 months

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I haz pancakes

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Im bored as f***